The bad joke of the week

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old
friend of mine was able to give birth.  When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

 
‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ she said, ‘I’ll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ she said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

 ‘WHEN HE CRIES!’
 she told me.

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?’

 
‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, *O.K.?!!*

Phoebe and I spent Labour Day weekend in Windsor and we went to the Agricultural fair in nearby Harrow.  It was an interesting and enjoyable experience. While there we saw a rotary booth they were selling tickets for the Rotary Club of  Chatham raffle  of a 1968 Mustang GT.


Literacy and Social Justice

From Soo Wong:

I want to thank you for attending last Thurs principal presentation. I know a number of principals have sent me a personal email to thank me for last Thurs event. They also want me to thank all Rotarians for their generous support of the TDSB literacy; I know the principals who attended last Thurs event all thank you for your donation esp when they know your generosity enable them to expand or improve their current literacy program!

Again, thank you….I know I am a very expansive/needy member who always ask for support for our schools!  Oh, did I inform you about the Ward Social Justice project…it is tentative being scheduled for April 29 – 30, Sir John A MacDonald CI; more info will follow; yes, this project will support a number of ward initiatives including the Bob’s Haiti and Kenya water projects.  I hope to have more info after my mtg with the student leaders this Tues.

Minutes July 22, 2010

PRESENT: Gil, Dave, Ajit, Rajiv,Ivan,Robert, Jean, Mary, Grant, Michael
GUESTS: We welcomed Yashwant,Pushpa, and Vipin Kothari from India and our guest speaker Annette Vandenhooven from the ALS Society of Ontario.
The 50/50 draw was won with the 7 of spades but no prize.
Happy bucks: Mary’s brother and sister-in-law celebrated their 25 wedding anniversary, Janet is booked for arthroscopy on a sore knee and we wish her speedy recovery, Andrea Dickson is now a pharmacist, congratulations, Ivan had a goo tennis game, Robert has been coping with 2 elderly deaths, Dave is having a great time with dance participants and lacrosse players, he still needs someone to play golf, Grant needs to know numbers for Stratford, Ajit needs to know numbers for next Thursday when we meet at his home, guests welcome,Rosemary is having difficulty coping with the neuropathy associated with the diabetis.Our guests shared their stories and banners were exchanged with pictures taken.
Annette gave us a great picture of ALS and I was particularly interested in the research at Sunnybrook, McMaster and London, a fatal disease difficult to diagnose and there is no effective treatment.
BUSINESS: Ivan gave us a detailed report of the rib-fest( on file in his hands)
– successful event, unfortunately too few customers
– Event will run June 30- July 3, 2011